1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,003 MAN: New from Krank Co, the Cosmo Flyer! 2 00:00:06,689 --> 00:00:07,406 BOY: Awesome! 3 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,877 MAN: With the Cosmo Flyer, the sky's the limit. 4 00:00:15,648 --> 00:00:17,965 It's up, up and away... 5 00:00:18,867 --> 00:00:21,586 for fim-foobly fun. 6 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:25,157 I can't think of a toy more fun for a child 7 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,375 or one more dangerous. 8 00:00:27,377 --> 00:00:29,060 Just ask Timmy Snyder. 9 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,464 [WHIMPERING] 10 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:33,799 [ALL GASP] 11 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,233 BRUCE: Or Reece Jones, 12 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,302 who went on a wild ride over three counties 13 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:40,255 before authorities could save him. 14 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,491 The Cosmo Flyer is yet another in a long line 15 00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:44,326 of unsafe products from Krank Co. 16 00:00:44,328 --> 00:00:47,496 The same people who brought us the Krank-Bots. 17 00:00:49,232 --> 00:00:51,082 And the Zoom-Pets. 18 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:53,284 [CHILDREN SCREAM] 19 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:56,138 Flame-retardant they weren't. 20 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:58,640 Today, I'm happy to report that, thanks to the efforts 21 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:01,276 of Wayne Industries' Project Safe-T-Net, 22 00:01:01,278 --> 00:01:03,211 the doors of Gotham-based Krank Co. 23 00:01:03,213 --> 00:01:04,880 have been permanently shut. 24 00:01:09,419 --> 00:01:12,087 [ ] 25 00:01:12,089 --> 00:01:16,157 MAN: You thought my toys were dangerous before, Wayne? 26 00:01:18,928 --> 00:01:20,512 Krank? 27 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,530 Well, get a load of the new model. 28 00:01:22,532 --> 00:01:26,617 It's doo-diddly deadly. 29 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:33,808 [ ] 30 00:02:32,434 --> 00:02:34,402 [ ] 31 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:39,357 [ALL SCREAMING] 32 00:02:42,678 --> 00:02:43,845 [BEEPING] 33 00:02:57,243 --> 00:03:00,678 Can Bruce come out and play? No? 34 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,847 Oh, he's buried under a building? 35 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,649 Aw. 36 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:07,536 You like playing with toys, Krank? Try mine. 37 00:03:15,545 --> 00:03:17,862 Broke your toy, boo-hoo. 38 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,051 [GRUNTS] 39 00:03:23,053 --> 00:03:25,470 Refills sold separately. 40 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,455 [YELLS] 41 00:03:48,544 --> 00:03:50,645 Whoa, dipsy doodles! 42 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,503 COMPUTER: Autopilot on. 43 00:04:20,776 --> 00:04:21,676 [GRUNTS] 44 00:04:32,254 --> 00:04:33,538 [LAUGHS] 45 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:36,040 I own your weak Bat-butt. 46 00:04:43,582 --> 00:04:45,950 GORDON: When Krank finds out you survived, Mr. Wayne, 47 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,686 he's sure to try again. 48 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:48,920 That's why I'm assigning you 49 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,621 round-the-clock police protection. 50 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,058 I really don't think that's necessary. 51 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,693 It's not open for debate, Mr. Wayne. 52 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,261 I won't allow Gotham's favorite son 53 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:58,280 to be harmed on my watch. 54 00:04:58,282 --> 00:05:01,566 Thank you, Commissioner Gordon. 55 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:04,085 Let me introduce you to your shadow. 56 00:05:04,087 --> 00:05:05,353 Cash Tankenson. 57 00:05:05,355 --> 00:05:07,255 The last line of defense you'll ever need. 58 00:05:12,945 --> 00:05:14,629 CASH: Hey, Freddy, 59 00:05:14,631 --> 00:05:16,964 how 'bout some more of those nachos? 60 00:05:16,966 --> 00:05:19,968 Extra jalape?os this time. 61 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:24,056 Straight away, Detective "Shades." 62 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:25,440 Yo, Wayne, you're supposed to be 63 00:05:25,442 --> 00:05:27,108 some kind of billionaire bachelor. 64 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:29,094 So where's the par-tay? 65 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:32,013 The night is still young, detective. 66 00:05:32,015 --> 00:05:33,314 Call me Cash. 67 00:05:33,316 --> 00:05:35,550 'Cause I'm not just your bodyguard, Wayne. 68 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,318 I'm your wingman. 69 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,620 Yeah! 70 00:05:40,456 --> 00:05:42,240 Cover for me, Alfred. 71 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,076 Time for The Batman to collar Krank 72 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:45,776 so we can send our houseguest home. 73 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:48,746 CASH: Hey, Freddy, ETA on the nachos? 74 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:51,782 Do hurry, sir. 75 00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:02,677 [ ] 76 00:06:05,047 --> 00:06:06,448 [DOORBELL RINGS] 77 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,266 Let me guess. 78 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,602 You're not expecting visitors. 79 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:12,487 [ALARM BEEPING] 80 00:06:12,489 --> 00:06:14,322 Security breach. 81 00:06:21,396 --> 00:06:22,797 Huh? 82 00:06:27,069 --> 00:06:28,653 Special delivery. 83 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:32,374 No doubt, from Cosmo Krank. 84 00:06:32,376 --> 00:06:33,908 Looks like "the Cos" don't know 85 00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:36,628 Cash spent a year on bomb squad. 86 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:40,916 No sign of a proximity fuse. Amateur hour. 87 00:06:40,918 --> 00:06:42,600 BRUCE: Someone at the door, Alfred? 88 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:45,420 CASH: Stay back, Wayne. 89 00:06:45,422 --> 00:06:47,372 It's the Cash Tankenson show now. 90 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:53,011 "Ding dong, you're doo-diddly done!" 91 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:53,828 CASH: I don't get it. 92 00:07:05,974 --> 00:07:07,475 [ ] 93 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,001 Careful, sir. 94 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,168 Freddy's right. 95 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,154 Leave the rough stuff to the professional. 96 00:07:19,156 --> 00:07:20,805 Who ordered the knuckle sandwich? 97 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,041 Extra knuckles! 98 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,749 Huh? 99 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:31,616 Have another serving. 100 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:32,667 [GRUNTS] 101 00:07:47,149 --> 00:07:48,733 [CASH GROANS] 102 00:07:50,719 --> 00:07:53,354 [GRUNTING] Help! 103 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:57,024 Ugh! Get it off! 104 00:07:57,026 --> 00:07:58,543 It's payday. 105 00:08:06,151 --> 00:08:07,953 BRUCE: You got him. 106 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:11,206 Whew. Thanks, Cash. I owe you one. 107 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:13,474 Hey, Cash is as Cash does, man. 108 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,165 Dark night, isn't it? 109 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,602 I take your meaning, sir. 110 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:26,404 Uh, Master Bruce has an early meeting tomorrow. 111 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,440 Allow me to show you to the guest room. 112 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:29,740 That's not gonna work, Freddy. 113 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,777 Cash has to keep Wayne in his sights at all times. 114 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,896 We're roomies, pal. 115 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:36,681 Awesome. 116 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,150 And we just trashed a robot, compadre. 117 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,451 How can you be tired? 118 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:44,072 Cash is pumped and ready to party. 119 00:08:44,074 --> 00:08:45,806 [SNORING] 120 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:55,133 CASH: Get down! 121 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:58,369 Ah, just doing my job, Mr. President. 122 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,038 [SNORING] 123 00:09:02,307 --> 00:09:03,708 [EXHALES] 124 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,113 [ ] 125 00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:12,350 Sorry I'm late, commissioner. 126 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:15,437 Krank made a second attempt on Bruce Wayne's life tonight. 127 00:09:15,439 --> 00:09:16,303 I have a man guarding him, 128 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:18,573 but I could really use your help. 129 00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:20,291 Let me keep an eye on Wayne instead. 130 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,993 I can catch Krank in the act. 131 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,279 No, your talents are best used in the field. 132 00:09:24,281 --> 00:09:25,864 We need to stop Krank-- 133 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,583 Before he puts Wayne in danger again. 134 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,588 I'm on my way to Krank's factory, Alfred. 135 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:36,257 I'm hoping to find something the police missed. 136 00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:39,928 Just buy me more time if Cash asks after me. 137 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:41,162 No worries there, sir. 138 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:44,099 Your wingman is sleeping like a baby. 139 00:09:44,101 --> 00:09:45,866 [SNORING] 140 00:09:49,638 --> 00:09:52,807 Hey, Wayne, which way to the john? 141 00:10:00,449 --> 00:10:01,282 [YAWNING] 142 00:10:01,284 --> 00:10:03,317 All right. Okay, here we go. 143 00:10:03,319 --> 00:10:04,418 Let's see. 144 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:12,911 Um...occupied? 145 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:16,413 Oh. Uh, sorry, Freddy. 146 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,385 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 147 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:22,887 [SIGHS] 148 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:25,906 [ ] 149 00:10:33,665 --> 00:10:34,766 Huh? 150 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,418 [GROANING] 151 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:10,768 Surprise, Batman! 152 00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:16,924 [YELLS] 153 00:11:23,548 --> 00:11:25,266 [SNORING] 154 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,160 You must think Cash is pretty dumb. 155 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,629 Thought you could pull the wool over Cash's eyes, huh? 156 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:38,880 That's a negative. 157 00:11:38,882 --> 00:11:41,699 I know where you were. 158 00:11:46,589 --> 00:11:48,356 You were out... 159 00:11:48,358 --> 00:11:50,425 partying. 160 00:11:50,427 --> 00:11:53,044 [SIGHS] You got me, Cash. 161 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,245 I don't know what to say, I-- 162 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,614 Without your wingman. 163 00:11:56,616 --> 00:12:01,402 You never, never leave your wingman. 164 00:12:01,404 --> 00:12:04,672 You were sound asleep. I didn't want to disturb you. 165 00:12:04,674 --> 00:12:07,508 I don't let many people in, Wayne. 166 00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:09,644 But Cash has got feelings too. 167 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,979 Look, Cash-- 168 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,380 It's Detective Tankenson. 169 00:12:13,382 --> 00:12:16,450 Only my friends call me Cash. 170 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:24,559 From now on, Mr. Wayne, we do this by the book. 171 00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:28,379 Look, detective, 172 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,530 I am really sorry 173 00:12:29,532 --> 00:12:31,816 I ran out on you, but I'm just not used to-- 174 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:34,636 Not used to having a babysitter? 175 00:12:34,638 --> 00:12:37,605 Well, get used to it now. 176 00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:40,525 I'd rather have a wingman, Detective Tankenson. 177 00:12:47,415 --> 00:12:49,316 My friends call me Cash. 178 00:12:49,318 --> 00:12:53,071 So, Cash, think we could, uh, lose these now? 179 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,612 You know, the commish is kind of jittery 180 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,415 about you being out in the open for this... 181 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,001 park dedication ceremony. 182 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,937 I refuse to let a madman dictate how I live my life. 183 00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:12,173 And I'm hoping Krank tries something 184 00:13:12,175 --> 00:13:13,874 so I can see the look on his face 185 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,810 when I take him down hard! 186 00:13:15,812 --> 00:13:19,631 Back seat, Freddy. Cash Tankenson always drives. 187 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:25,202 Are you certain this is a good idea, sir? 188 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,670 It's the only way, Alfred. 189 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,872 If I don't let Krank get to Bruce, 190 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,075 The Batman doesn't get to Krank. 191 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,675 It's Krank! Look out! 192 00:13:47,677 --> 00:13:48,709 [PANTING] 193 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,045 [CASH GRUNTING] 194 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:55,149 How 'bout we try on a pair of Cash Tankenson size-13's? 195 00:13:58,787 --> 00:14:00,638 My toy. 196 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,058 Oh. Uh, sorry, kid. 197 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,444 [WAILING] 198 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,463 Little help. 199 00:14:08,465 --> 00:14:09,397 Wayne? 200 00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:12,867 Wayne! 201 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,238 KRANK: Hey, Bruce Wayne! 202 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,824 Wanna go for a spin? 203 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,527 Come and get me, Krank. 204 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,633 CASH: Wayne! 205 00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:30,951 BRUCE: Help! 206 00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:34,138 Help! Help! 207 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,457 [LAUGHS] 208 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,293 Wayne! 209 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:49,470 [PANTING] 210 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,657 Drop Wayne or Cash drops you! 211 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,458 KRANK: Whoo-hoo-hee-hee! 212 00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:59,831 [ ] 213 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:03,167 Sorry, Cash, have to rely on another wingman. 214 00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:17,331 CASH: Police! 215 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,100 I'm commandeering this vehicle. 216 00:15:25,941 --> 00:15:27,825 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 217 00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:54,401 No one shakes Cash Tankenson. 218 00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:03,327 Welcome to Krankytown, Wayne. 219 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:07,015 The playland children will never get to enjoy, 220 00:16:07,017 --> 00:16:10,902 all because of you! 221 00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:13,404 Maybe my toys weren't the safest, 222 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,274 but they were fim-foobly fun. 223 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:20,077 And now you get to join my collection. 224 00:16:23,231 --> 00:16:26,200 A little dip in my river of molten plastic 225 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,086 and voil?, 226 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,255 my very own limited edition Bruce Wayne 227 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:34,058 non-action figure. 228 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,460 [LAUGHING] 229 00:16:38,847 --> 00:16:40,380 What? Where's Wayne? 230 00:16:40,382 --> 00:16:42,550 BATMAN: Safely on his way home. 231 00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:49,774 Oof! 232 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,326 Time to put your toys away. 233 00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:53,978 [DOOR OPENS] 234 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:54,879 [GUN COCKS] 235 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,514 Freeze, toy geek! 236 00:16:58,216 --> 00:17:01,652 The Batman? Uh, where's Wayne? 237 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:06,691 Safely on his way home, apparently. But not for long. 238 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,904 With both of you out of the way for good, 239 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,473 who will protect Wayne, hm? 240 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:27,244 Zoom-Pets now come with extreme mangling action. 241 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,718 Here, kitty-kitty. Catnip time. 242 00:17:52,587 --> 00:17:53,621 [YELLING] 243 00:17:59,795 --> 00:18:00,761 Gotcha! 244 00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:04,265 [CHUCKLES] Who's got who? 245 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:06,384 Oh, no. 246 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,801 CASH: Whoa! 247 00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:10,438 KRANK: New from Krank Co, [GRUNTS] 248 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,056 Battle-Damaged Detective. 249 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,488 KRANK: Oh, Batman. 250 00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,290 Dipsy doodles? 251 00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:32,243 [WHIMPERING] 252 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:36,830 Come on now, you can't turn Cash into a candle. 253 00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:39,200 I-I got my whole life ahead of me. 254 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,969 Who's gon--? Who's gonna care for my grandma?! 255 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:47,708 [SCREAMS] 256 00:18:55,817 --> 00:18:57,684 Huh? Wha--? 257 00:18:57,686 --> 00:18:59,353 [SIGHS] 258 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,822 I'm done playing nice, Batman. 259 00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:03,391 I-- 260 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,077 Where--? Where--? Where's my remote? 261 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:09,212 Here's why your toys need warning labels. 262 00:19:13,501 --> 00:19:16,070 Some of this? Let's go. Wha--? 263 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,343 No. What--? What are you doing? 264 00:19:22,345 --> 00:19:24,528 No, Zoom-Pets, you can't do this! 265 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,130 I created you! 266 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:29,350 [GRUNTING AND YELLING] 267 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,672 Uh, about the whole Cash-begging-for-his-life thing, 268 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,941 uh, that never happened, right? 269 00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:41,679 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 270 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,149 Detective, your assignment was to protect Bruce Wayne. 271 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:47,952 How do you explain Krank snatching him 272 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,403 from right under your nose? 273 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,522 And where is Wayne? Do you even know? 274 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,693 Well, he's, uh, safely on his way home? 275 00:19:57,246 --> 00:20:00,615 Actually, the detective had my back, commissioner. 276 00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:05,469 Cash is as Cash does, sir. 277 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:06,554 [SIGHS] 278 00:20:06,556 --> 00:20:08,922 I want your report on my desk first thing in the morning. 279 00:20:11,426 --> 00:20:15,346 Hey, Wayne's a spoiled rich kid, but you, Bats, you're all right. 280 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,814 You need a wingman? 281 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,100 Hey! 282 00:20:23,688 --> 00:20:26,757 That's cool. Cash prefers working alone. 283 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,428 [ ] 284 00:20:36,585 --> 00:20:38,301 [ ] 285 00:20:38,351 --> 00:20:42,901 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0